WHY SO SERIOS

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.. What? I'll set it on fire myself. Let's not. Let's think about a little. Okay. I want another gin. - Okay.- A vodka, actually. A vodka. I'll go get it for you. But promise me you'll stay put? Why? So I know where to bring it. Okay? A large vodka.

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Please.You don't understand. You'd do well to keepyour mouth shut, missy. But I didn't do anything. Why do I find thatso very hard to believe? In there. You know this girl.Buffy Summers. If there's...

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-Why did you choose six, anyway?-Oh! | [all cheering] -Why did you choose six, anyway?-Oh! 왔어 6 8 왔어 기훈의 웃음 기훈 친구 아 중간에 왜 튀어나와 기훈의 환호 تعالا إلي 6 و8 نجحت من أين أتى الرقم 6 بئس ا هل ي عقل Pojď ke mně...

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Jake: what'd you guys got going on here? Five-card draw?Sniper:Yeah, jokers are wildMoreno: So , why don't you tell us something? How long you been a pig?Moreno: Oh, my bad I meant a police officerJake: I've been a pig for nineteen monthMoreno:Is that right?Jake:That's rightMoreno:you like it o

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- You're so messed up.- Yeah? I don't need you to take care of me.I take care of myself. That's what I do. Why don't you go find some other girlwho's not gonna hurt you? Because I love you. It's obvious.I comple

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So , you wantto come up to my room? I can't do this. But you make me so hot. No, I mean, I can'tdo this with you. Girls like her don'tapproach guys like me unless they have deep-seatedself-esteem issues

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You, uh? I think there's, uh...There's something that I should tell you. - Really?- Oh, my... Yeah. But I, uh-- I just--I don't know. I don't know. - You don't know? Well, what is it?- No. I'm......

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국회 의원 박은희입니다 저는 현재 절 구해 주신남소주, 김우신 소방대원의 격리소 탈출 사건의공범으로 지목되어 조사를 받고 있습니다 저는 공범이 아닙니다 제가 주범입니다 의원님, 아, 진짜 녹화 중지해요, 예? 비켜요 아, 왜 이러세요, 의원님 지금 뭐 하시는 거예요? | I'm Assembly Member Park Eun hee I am being...

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분명히 내 안경인데? 왜 그렇게 빤히 쳐다보고 그런대? 아쉬운가? 아, 그럼 한잔 더 하자고 하든가 진짜… | Those were definitely my glasses Why was he staring at me so intently Was he sorry to see me go Then why not invite me to stay and have...

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re year, but nothing serious. Oh. Why didn't you introduce me? It was like a 10-second interaction.Awkward. - I-I don't know.- Yeah. - What?- Wh-What? - You have exes!- I know. - Okay. Mm-hmm.- I do. So , do you wanna dry hump me again?

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He's 45 years old? Are you serious? Guys are the worst at your age. Oh, this is awful. - Don't judge me.- I'm not judging you, Bree. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. I'm worried about you. Why? Because I...

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ricawasn't allowing any withdrawals. Look, we are gonna have to findanother way to get that money, okay? Well, then I reckonit ain't too much of a problem for our friend here to rummage up,ain't that so , d.B.? A, I'm not d.B. Cooper, and, b, there's no visitation today. Which means that none of us can getany money from the outside world. I guess that only leaves uswith one real option. The kitchen g

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- Are you here for Ms. Morrell?- No, I thought this was gym class. Sweetheart, we're not in the mood for funny.Do you know where she is? If I did,I wouldn't be waiting here for 20 minutes. So how about you two back out the doorand wait your turn. - We're not here for a session.- Well, I am. And I've got some seriousissues to work on. Hey, wait, wait. You're Danielle.You're Heather's best

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Princess Peach:That was incredible! He kept beating you senseless and you just kept getting back up? You just don't know when to quit!Mario:Huh. I never thought of it as a good thing.Princess...

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It's because of you. Because he is watching youand what you do. Look, I lost it, all right? It's over. What's in the work bag? What? The black bag, Hutch. You've been tryingto hide it. Listen. Okay, so what's in it? I'm not here for... I made a promise to you.Yeah. And I meant what I said. Yeah, I rememberthat promise.

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How was school? Fine. Yeah? Same old, same old? Nothing new? No stories to bring home? You're making small talk, why? You seem awfully chipper lately. Less doom and gloom,a little more pep in your...

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that Bree's been seeing. Yeah. Who is he? I'm--I-I'm not gonna tell you that, Evan. And it's over now anyway. It's done. Seriously? Oh, that... I mean, that's great! Th-That's really good.I-I've been so worried about her. Yeah, it really fucked her up.

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Almost like a human sacrifice. I got to tell you we haveserious weather reports coming in from all the monitoringstations across the State. We've gota flash flood warningnow in full effect for all of...

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Chief Bogo:Is there a reason why you don't take anything seriously?Nick Wilde:Jokes are classic defense mechanism for someone with a traumatic childhood.Chief Bogo:Would you like a traumatic...

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What's going on? - I knew it all along.- They're cheating. I can't believe they cheated. - Why are they leaving?- They were using steroids. - Really?- Cheating. Press release just went out. Sean and...

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rink I'd drive the ten hours… What if they're, like, a whole thing? Like they've been togethersince he got to the rink. - You're very hyped about this.- Freddie kissed Elise. And you kissed Brayden.So So hy are you freaking out? Because… she's supposed to be with Weston. Does Elise even do exclusive? But Freddie! I would've thought you'd be more upset. Who says I'm not? This is not the Freddie I know.

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ve a shit. - Pablo told us to kill everyone.- Yeah, but it's a baby. She won't say shit in court. If she grows up and talks? Really? Do you rememberwhat your mom told you when you were two? Why is it so fucking difficultfor you to follow Pablo's orders? Huh?

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he's the best thingthat ever happened to us. The kids are alldoing better in school. Chris is passingevery single subject. He is. I find myself getting homeearly just to be with them. We're all doing so great. Whew.Sounds like an amazing woman. - Too good to be true.- She is.

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What? I know you think you know more than mebecause you're older. Go away, Adam. And I know why you hate him so much. Really? Well, do tell.I'm on the edge of my seat here. Holy shit. I wonder what it i--Was it because he's narcissistic, or, uh, never came home from work or cared more about his job than his so

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You do? So do I. -Oh, really? You both always go tails?-This gonna be intimidating. All right. Okay. What's that? Uh, no, I usually do,but guess what? I'll let you call it. Wow. Tension’s already building. Ooh!

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said something weird about this not being overeven if we kill Henry. Do you know what she's talking about? It doesn't matter. I should warm this up. Okay, well, if it doesn't matter,then why was Hop so angry at her? It's nothing, Mike, really. - Friends don't lie.- I'm not lying. You're avoiding. That's a cheat.I just want to help. You can't help. Not with this. Let me be the judge of that. El, com

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t you're upset, but---Seriously, Elle. Seriously, can you just talk to me?Like, I don't know what's going on. - Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.- Happy Thanksgiving, Lee! Dude, what the hell?Rachel's still so pissed at me. Yeah, well, that would make two of us. Why are you mad? Oh, I don't know.Maybe the answer is in here. Shit! Gosh, wait, Lee. Listen to me. I'm-- - We're back!- Hey! -Ah, Chloe! Good to

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ぺっ うえっ また口内炎 増えてる はぁ～ マジ 秒で３連休 終わった よし！ 決めた！自分でハッピーエンドにする！ そんで ハッピーエンドまで彩葉も連れてく！ 一緒に！ ハッピーエンドいらない 普通のエンドで結構です ウソ ウソそんなわけないでしょ～ うわっ 離れて不気味 エイリアン！ ひど～い てか 寝かしてぇ～！ | Figures I've got more canker sores...

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احمدي ربك أنك لم تشهدي شجار الوالدتينحين كانتا هنا. لماذا؟ ماذا حدث؟ انعدام مسؤولية.كل واحدة تلقي اللوم على الأخرى. حقًا؟ كنت أتوقع فعلًاأن الفتاتين نضجتا بعد ما حدث. معك حق. لكن يا "سهام"، إنهما...

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왜 이렇게 늦게 데려와? 애 옷도 얇게 입었는데 아, 애 졸리다고 업고 오느라… 아유, 10분 늦었다, 10분 그러게 내가차로 데리러 간다고 했잖아 아, 그만하자, 애 생일이다 엄마 어, 가영아, 내려 아, 내가여기 엘리베이터까진 업고 갈게 버릇돼, 내려 - 가영아, 내려- 아, 참, 정말 - 아이…- 잠 깨, 가자 | Why did you bring...

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I can't believe you're future me. Okay, you came to terms with thatpretty quickly. It's a little disturbing, actually. - So why are you here?-Rescue mission. I wasn't supposed to land here.I was aiming for 2018. -I need to get there as soon as possible.-Who were you trying to save in 2018? Really? Fine. Can you at least t

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t want to do, and now this? I'm only asking 'cause of my ankle. -I can't believe she'd want me to do it.-No, she does. She knows how good you are. -And she really wants you to.-Really? Hey. Oh, hey. - So what is it?-He'll do it. -What?-He's totally on board. -What did you have to do?-Nothing! He really wanted to. Really?

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-Why are you being like this?-What? If I ask you to help out, help out. -What is this?-Special Meal. What are the green things? There aren't green things in Special Meal. - It's just a garnish.-Ugh....

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표 차이 보면 정배 씨가엑스를 눌렀다고 해도 어차피 결과는바뀌지 않았을 겁니다 그렇죠? | But looking at the results even if you had voted against we would still have been outvoted Right It's not entirely my fault All right To be honest I...

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Hello? You should play the Sicilian. What? In your game with Borgov,you should play the Sicilian. Why? It's what he's so good at. It's alsowhat you're most comfortable with. You should alwaysplay your line, never his. You play what's best for you. Thank you. Anything else? One more thing. They never say "check"at the b

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진짜냐?그냥 하는 빈말이면 나 상처받아 마감 때문에 죽을 맛인데 야, 인증 사진 그런 것 좀 보내 봐 그러게 미리미리 좀 쓰시지 뭔데요? 미래의 노벨 문학상을 꿈꾸는대문호께서도 그 위로와 격려가 필요하시다네요 5분 짐 가지고 차에 가 있어요잠깐 들렀다 갈게요 | For real If you're just saying that I'll be hurt This...

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알았어요, 솔직히 형님 좀 이해가 가요 아, 사실 저도저걸로는 조금 부족해서 앞에 투표하러 나갔을 때 딱 한 판만 더 해 볼까생각하기도 했었거든요 - 그랬구나- 아이, 알았다고, 알았다고... | Right It's not entirely my fault All right To be honest I understand why you did it The...

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Oh. Yeah, he did not die easy. You feel guilty for disliking this man. I wanted him out of my way, Mom,but not like this. And now you get to sit in his chair. Temporarily. Someone has to become the...

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Das ist jetzt nicht dein Ernst, oder? Ich weiß nicht,warum Helge das gesagt hat. Aber er hat weder was mit Mads zu tun noch mit dem Jungen,den ihr gefunden habt. Er war bei uns. Dein Vater ist...

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저기 이 책 이거 나 주면 안 돼? - 그러세요- 아, 그래? 그러면 이, 이것도 나 주면 안 돼? - 그러세요- 아싸 디킨스 초판본인데? 어머, 디킨스는 안 돼요 - 어? 그, 그냥 줘- 선생님, 주세요 아, 줬다 뺏는 게 어디 있어? 아우~ 왜 이렇게욕심이 많아지셨어? 빨리 줘 너는 책 가져가 봐야관리도 안 할 거면서 관리한다니까요 잠깐만, 이거, 씨...

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げに恐ろしき 狙撃能力 普通に当てるのはムリっぽいな そういや 母さん 気にしてたぞ 連絡くらい取りゃいいのに こっちにも順序ってもんがあるの！ こっちにも順序ってもんがあるの！うりゃ～！うわぁ！ うりゃ～！うわぁ！ それも母さんの教えだろ？ いちいち真に受けちゃうからギスギスすんの 母さんは反抗待ちなんだから 知らん！ 口 出さないで わぁ！ もっと うまくやれよな！ | Your...

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And then I saw all the blood and I just,I just knew I had to get out of there. So , because we were worriedabout Luke's safety, we had a couple of our colleaguesoutside of his building, keeping a log... - Okay.-...of everyone entering and leaving. And I went through their logs and

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아, 그 '무궁화꽃이 피었습니다'? 근데 황 형사가 그 미친놈 이름은 왜? 아, 그… 제가 어제 얼핏 봤는데 생각해 보니까예전에 알던 사람 같아서요 그래? 씁, 그, 뭐더라? 쌍문동 사는 성, 성… 성기훈이요 쌍문동 사는 성기훈 어, 맞다, 성기훈 아는 사람 맞아? 어, 예, 맞는 거 같아요 아, 저, 그 사람주소 좀 따 주실 수 있어요? | Yes...

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Hey. Where's your date? -She left.-Why? We... had an argument. -What about?-Doesn't matter. Okay. That was pretty crazy in there.You were amazing. That was serious, Maeve. -I mean, he could have...

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추리 소설이고영화로도 나온다는데? 그럼 너무 재미있겠다 예, 꽤 재미있어요 살인 사건이 일어났는데 알고 보면 살인자가 없어요 결말을 스포하면 어떡해요 매너 없게, 쯧 읽을 거예요? 계속 얘기해 봐요 범죄 없는 평화로운시골 마을이 배경이에요 그냥 평범한 총각이 사소한 범죄를 저질렀는데 그 후로 동네에서 따돌림을 당해요 어쩌다가 그 마을에 사는옆집 과부한테...

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She doesn't mean it.I'll talk to her. - She does, Andrew. She does.- Millie, come here. She wantsto destroy my life, and I don't know why. No, she doesn't.I will talk to her. Andrew, I know you...

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What are youdoing out here? I'm lost. This isa restricted area. Oh, I didn't know that.There's no signs. They're everywhere. Let's see some ID. Why? There's a brokengate back there,and you're...

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Last year, I tookan online business course,for example. And I learned thatyou have to havea business plan before starting a business. And that why youpursue something is equally as importantas what...

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아, 저기, 신고했으니까 조금만 기다리면 될 거야 아, 아무도 안 오잖아! 그만하라고지금 너만 무서워? 그러니까빨리 다시 전화하라잖아! - 그럼 네가 신고해- 야, 야 야, 야, 얘들아 아, 왜 싸우고 그러냐이 상황에서 네가 뭔데 말려! 씨발 뭐? 씨, 뭐, '씨발'? 너 지금'씨발'이라 그랬냐, 씨발? 야, 야경수야, 경수야, 경수야 경수야, 경수야 -...

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Found you a reporter, I see. -Funny. Ha.- What did you do to that poor guyyou played in the third round? He looked like he wanted to kill himself. Uh, which poor guy are you talking about? Touché....

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Great. So if you can go aheadand just re-email me those numbers. Actually, you know what?On second thought, we're about to makea decision on those RFPs. Why don't you go aheadand just give me your bid while I

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Hey, what's going on? Ella and I are going to staywith my mom for a while. What? What are you talking about? Iz, what happened? How come you didn't tell meyou went to Iraq? I was looking for the...

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택시 타고 오면 되지꼭 사람을 귀찮게 해요 호진, 오랜만 왔어요 뭐야? 꽃이야 뭐야, 또 오빠만 취한 거야? 하여간 맨날 혼자만 신나고 혼자만 즐겁지 아니야오늘은 네 명령 받아서 온 거야 네가 얘 압력 넣어 보라며 그래? 효과가 좀 있었나? 김 선배 프로 그거꼭 호진 씨가 해 줬으면 하던데 아니야, 하기 싫대 할 이유가 없대 야, 야, 이거 - 형 간다-...